So, the big 2 hour finale of Lost was on a couple of days ago. Ive really enjoyed this show and its been one of my favourites so far for 2005. It got pretty much everything you could ask for. A deserted island with creepy shit on it, hot babes, action and interesting characters. Still, its lacking real bad in one particular department.

Where the fuck are the big titted and half naked chicks?

After watching episodes of Survivor Ive come to expect at least one girl with huge fake boobs in each group of shipwrecked idiots. Its only logical considering girls with big life saving bouys attached to their body has a way higher percantage of not drowning than their flat chested counterparts. I guess the explanation is that since the group on Lost actually crashed with their plane on the island and never ended up in the water, all the big breasted girls were unfortunatley killed. I do expect Jack the doctor to fix this error and perform at least one breast enhancing surgery on the next season.

If any of the producers of Lost are reading this, then get some of this inspiration from Survivor Palau:


Thanks in advance!

Have a nice day

Lets talk about big asian tits today. Most people say that asian chicks are flatchested and thats probably true. However, since there are like 5 billion asian girls running around and even if just a small percentage of them got big tits that still makes for a heck of a lot of boobs! Some of the most famous busty asian pornstars are Minka, Kianna and Asia Carrera. Lets forget about them though and talk about real asian chicks. I found one of the greatest links ever called Tokyo Topless. If you take a look at that site, then you’ll find some of the biggest asian tits Ive ever seen.

This chick right here is named Ayami Sakurai and she makes me horny.
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If you want some big tit asian movies then I recommend Busty Asian Angels.

Have a nice day!

I was kind of bored last night so I typed up a small story about me fucking a busty and fat african stripper named Rose. Not only is english not my native language but I got horny writing the story so please bare with the grammar or the spelling mistakes I’ve made.

Madame Rose - a fictional novel by Niklas

Two big and soft breasts is moving just a couple of inches from my face. The fat stripper is called madame Rose and she is from africa. She just got up on stage. She leans even closer towards me and her breasts almost fall out of the tiny bikini top she’s wearing. I can feel how my cock gets hard when I look up and her passionate eyes meet mine. “Meet me backstage afterwards” she whispers just before she gets up to continue her dance.

She moves rhytmic to the music while she slowly unties the top of her bikini. It doesnt take long before her big tits are exposed. I cant tear my eyes from them, when she starts to caress her dark nipples. With one of her hands she lifts up one of her tits so she can reach it with her tounge. Her full lips meet the nipple and while she sucks on it she looks straight at me. My dick is now so hard that my pants almost explode. She turns around and I can see that her tiny string almost dissapears between her fat buttocks. She bends over and because her string is so small I can see part of her pussy.

She gets up and turns around again. Suddenly she tears off the last piece of cloth on her body. Her pussy is clean shaved and if possible my dick gets even harder. Her hand moves downwards and when it finds the pussy she starts to play with it, all the while she looks straight at me. I remember what she said before and understand what her eyes mean. I get up to look for the backstage area of the club. When I find a door with the name Rose on it I quickly get in. The room is small but comfortable. All that is there is a bag of clothes, a chair, a mirror and a larger bench. I dont need to wait long.

Suddenly the door opens and madame Rose is standing there naked. I get up a little nervousely and without a word she walks towards me and starts to massage my dick threw my pants. She is shorter than me and I have to duck down to kiss her. Her full lips is soft and I get more and more horny when her tounge meets mine. I start to touch and caress her breasts and they are so big that they dont even fit in my hands. I can feel how her nipples get harder and harder when I play with them. She easily unbuttons my pants and grab my dick thats been hard ever since she walked on stage. While we kiss she slowly starts to jerk me off. She tears her lips away from mine and using her tounge she starts to move downwards. She gets on her knees and when she puts her big lips around my cock Im so horny that I almost cum right then and there.

It feels like I died and came to heaven. She begins by sucking my dick slowly while using her hands to caress my balls. Her mouth moves faster and faster and it takes all my effort not to cum to soon. Just before I cant hold it anymore she stops and with a smile looks up to me while licking her lips. She pushes me backwards so I have to sit down on the bench. With both her hands she place my dick between her gigantic tits. They are soft and covers my entire cock. She starts to move her tits up and down and while I titty fuck her she never once take her eyes off of me. I never want it to stop but after a short while she gets up again. “Fuck me from behind” is all she says while turning around and bending over. I get up and grap her wide hips. Like a heat seeking missile my dick finds her smooth pussy and I start to fuck her.

Her pussy is warm, wet and tight. Again I have to really focus on not having an orgasm too soon. Every time I push into her, tiny waves pulse on her big ass. I grab it with both my hands and while i fuck her harder and harder she moans louder and louder. When Im fucking her as hard as I can I smack her big butt with one of my hands. She likes it and I smack it again and again while my dick slides in and out. Im starting to get sweaty and I slow down while I bend towards her and with one of my hands I grab her tit. I look up and I can see myself fucking madame Rose from africa in the mirror.

We change position and she lies down on the bench with spread legs. Her shaved pussy is irresistable and it doesnt take long before my Im there with my dick again. She moans when I push it in again. While Im fucking her I can see her huge tits bounce back and forth. I almost get hypnotized by looking at them. Faster and faster my dick fucks her pussy. All of a sudden I can feel that Im getting closer and closer to cumming. With a roar I pull my dick out and just when it leaves her warm pussy my cum shoots all over her dark tits…

The end.

Ive been horny for more celeb nipple slips since I found the Sophie Marceau video below. There is just something very exciting about seeing something you’re not supposed to see. Here is a couple of more Celeb nipple slips that I havent seen before:

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Beyonce

Paris Hilton

Mariah Carey

Slip The Nip!

Here is a video from the Cannes film festival of sexy Sophie Marceau popping out of her dress! If you don’t remember who Sophie is then I can tell you that she played the princess in Braveheart and the evil bond babe in The World Is Not Enough. IMDB has more information on her.

Click here for Sophie Marceau nipple slip video.

and here is a couple of still shots of the best part of the video
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uh oh, disaster about to happend..

mm, thats a real nice boobie you got there..

look at it bounce

Trip to Cannes - $800
Limousine to the movie premiere - $200
Fancy dress to wear - $1000
Have your boobie exposed on the red carpet and making a face like this - priceless

Expose The Boobs!

Not only can you get your news from naked babes but I also found out that there is now Topless Radio as well. Im not sure what diffrence it makes if a chick is topless or not when you listen to the radio but I guess thats a minor detail. I went to the site and they do have some cool topless interviews etc. The girls aren’t as hot or as busty as the ones on Naked News (see below) but well worth a look

TJ Kaylie

TJ Star

Ive finally gotten around to watching episode 3 of Stacked and here are the hottest screenshots I could find
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There is something about this pic that makes me want to rip Pam’s shirt open and stuff my cock down her throat.. does that make me weird?

Yowsa, for the first time since Stacked premiered Pamela is weiring a more raunchy outfit.. and its about time

Nipple!

For more Pamela Anderson you know there is only one place to go Mr. Skin

Hasta La Boobie!

Ive heard about naked news for a while but I havent really looked it up until now. The concept is really simple, its news but with sexy girls who take their clothes off. Damned brilliant if you ask me. Here are some of my favourite news anchors:

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Michelle

April

Ashley

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Unfortunatley Naked News is only available in certain countries on pay per view. You can however join the Naked News website for only $10 to view 150 archived programs. I had a blast looking threw the website so its highly recommended!

Keep The Boobs Up To Date!

Wow, take a look at the photo below. Tons of people butt naked on a street, now thats art everyone can appreciate. The photo is taken by a guy named Spencer Tunick who recently convinced 2000 people in Belgium to flash their boobies or their dick in freezing temperatures.

“BRUGES, Belgium (AP) — Almost 2,000 people braved frigid weather early Saturday but didn’t get cold feet when they all went naked in the center of gothic Bruges in an art “happening” organized by photographer Spencer Tunick.” Read on.

Back to the photo. After reading the story I wanted to find out some more stuff about this Spencer guy so I went to google and typed in Spencer Tunick which led me to his website. Unfortunatley the pictures on the site is really small so you can hardly see what the nude people look like. The photo below was the best one I could find. Take a look at the girl in the front. Not a bad rack ey?

I’d love to run up there and fondle her boobs for a bit.

Fondle The Boobs!!!!

So, I havent been able to update this site for a couple of days because Ive been busy traveling to europe where I will stay for a couple of months. Im all settled in now though to bring you the biggest and the best boobs I can dig up Speaking of boobs, I had to change airplanes on Heathrow and as I was sitting around waitin to see what gate I had to go to, a chick with the hottest clevage ever walked by! I bet she was one of those girls who just got a fabolous boobjob and now wanted to show it off to the world and who am I to disagree with that.

She was wearing a tight little white top, no bra and her boobs were inches from popping out completely. I bet she was at least a D cup. Ofcourse it was my duty to stalk her around the airport to see more, unfortunatley I lost sight of her as I past a magazine rack with dirty mags on it.

anyways, its good to be back in action. Here is a cool flash game called Boom Boom Volleyball with Candi and Missy. If you can beat all levels you get the topless mode. Click here to play.

Keep The Boobs On Side!