I Had Sex At IKEA
Im having some issues uploading pictures and files today so I’ll have to keep todays entry “text only”. I didn’t get much sleep last night because I spent the night at my girlfriends house and the people who live in her basement were noisy as hell. She’s a university student so she lives in a student house with two annoying assholes in her basement. I swear, they were doing laundry at 3:30 in the morning and I felt ready to put my foot in their ass in a non gay manner (not that there is anything wrong with it).
On a positive note, I had sex last night. I actually had great sex because my girl took a shower and had a clean shaved pussy ready to be licked and fucked. The only thing that might be better than big boobs is a shaved pussy. Actually, let me change that. The only thing that might be better than big boobs is a shaved pussy riding on your cock. Last night we only had regular in bed sex, but a couple of days ago we were fucking inside an IKEA store. You know how they have those show rooms with all the furniture set up like you’re inside someone’s house. Well, we went to the bathroom section and found a kind of hidden shower with a shower curtain etc. To make a short story even shorter, I fucked her in there. It was kind of fun to hear people outside talking about toilets or whatever while I had my cock all up in a pussy just a couple of feet away. If you ever get a chance, you should try that!
Speaking of sex in weird places, an airline is now providing mile-high service to try and cash in on sex in the skies. Read On.
Keep the boobs bare in public!
April 13th, 2005
Posted in Boobie Blog
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