Candace Cameron Bure, famous for her role as D.J. Tanner in Full House (wholesome sitcom with a 1-star review at Mr. Skin) is a self described “sister in Christ”. She even goes as far as crediting her faith as the binding force in her marriage. That might be true, but from her husband’s point of view an even stronger force is his love of titties (something Jesus blessed Cameron with aplenty) and he displayed that affection in a recent Instagram post:

When you’re a conservative christian, this is NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR! Candace has received a ton of backlash and criticism over the photo which she defended by saying:

“For all of you Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob — my husband of 24 years — thinking it was inappropriate, it makes me laugh because it’s my husband, we have so much fun together. He can touch me anytime he wants, and I hope he does,” she explained. “This is what a healthy, good marriage and relationship is all about.”

WOW, what a whore.

Even Bob Saget weighed in:

“Love you guys and congrats on second base!!!”

And that wraps up the dumbest scandal of 2020 so far.