Category: Boob Fun

The Breast Masturbator!

So, I was looking for Christmas presents for my dad and came across these male masturbators, and one of them caught my eye as a present for myself. The Breast Masturbator:

Breast Masturbator

Breast Masturbator

Now, I thought the idea was to slide your dick between the tits to simulate the all mighty tit fuck, but I’m slightly horrified when I realise thats not the case…

On the back of the tits there is a fake vagina, and you’re actually supposed to fuck them doggy-style. It’s kinda fucked up. Do women know that they have a second vagina on the back of their boobs? I dont think so..

Breast Masturbator

If thats not fucked up enough for you then there is always this monstrosity:

Breast Masturbator

I probably didn’t do a great job of selling these but if you’d like to purchase them, you can do so here

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