BangBros Submits $10 Million Bid to Name the Miami Heat Arena!

BangBros has announced their bid for naming rights of the former American Airlines Arena — home of the NBA’s Miami Heat — offering $10 million in their proposal!

The name? BangBros Center (The BBC), which is hilarious because most NBA players are large black men with presumably BBC’s as well. I doubt this would ever happen no matter how much money BangBros offered, but I definitely hope it will! You can read more about the proposal at bangbroscenter.com.

Make it happen! Also, the Toronto Raptors are the champions.

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10 comments on “BangBros Submits $10 Million Bid to Name the Miami Heat Arena!”

  1. CygnusX1 says:

    i might actually start watching basketball (not really) but it would be hilarious to hear some of the commentators say ‘welcome to bangbros arena’.
    they won’t get it though; the USA is moving into the “politically correct” state that Europe is in, and porn is distinctly politically incorrect.

    1. Niklas says:

      I think you got that backwards. The US has always been a lot more puritanical about sex, nudity and porn than Europe.

      1. Don P says:

        Spot on with that. If they DO rename it, I wonder what they’ll start shooting into the crowd with the t-shirt guns.

      2. CygnusX1 says:

        yeah you’re right – i was having a long conversation with my pal Jack Daniels when I posted that… 🙁

  2. Shmoo_usn says:

    Can you imagine the half-time shows?!?!?! Might ALMOST be worth watching the NBA again! HAHAHAHAAH!!!

  3. Bloodclaat says:

    Doubt they ever expected to get it, but they knew just submitting a bid would generate ass much (or even more) interest than if they ran a $10 million ad campaign would. Smart move.

  4. Tim Rack says:

    Everyone knows bangbros already, just another brodown to seem relevant in a time where things move faster than the speed of light.

  5. Robbie Baker says:

    Bangbros owners are late 40’s FSU bros who are into sports, most millenials aren’t
    Just a grab for attention for dying Gen X’ers and Baby Boomers who tie identity to team sports.

    Sad really

    1. Iron Balls McGinty says:

      They’re a company vying for attention, like all of them, just puttin’ the name out there. Nobody really gives a flying fuck. If they were to rename it “Rooty tooty fresh and fruity” park, It’d still always be Wrigley, or Fenway.

    2. derr says:

      Millenials are in their teens to 20s right now.

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