Okay, the title of this entry might be a little mean but damnit it if it isnt true. Yahoo news reports the following. “Sounding confident, Venus Williams to take on Sharapova in Wimbledon semis”. Read On.

I dont care much for tennis unless Anna Kournikova is playing. This Maria Sharapova chick is cute but way overrated. So she isnt a man beast like the other players, but that doesn’t make her all that hot either. Its the contrast of butt ugly on one side and cute on the other that makes her look so much hotter than what she really is. Let me demonstrate.

On side one. The Beast.

Whoha, scary. Better cut to the other player aka Beauty.

See, am I right or what? If you still dont believe me then watch the semi final and you’ll see. I still cant or wont deny that its very hot to hear Maria moan every time she hits the ball. That alone tells me she is a little tigress in bed.

Eve Tape Update
Its been confirmed, the Eve tape that I posted below is REAL. It is Eve and apparently the guy fuckign her with a dildo is Bad Boy producer Stevie J. Read the full story.

Smash the balls!

I was out jogging earlier today when I saw one of the hottest girls ever. I live pretty close to an area where people like to take their dogs, go for a walk, jogging etc. It was really warm out so people were wearing as little clothes as possible which is always a good thing, unless its one of those elederly gentlemen who still rocks speedos. This hot girl came running towards me which made her huge rack jump all over the place. It was obvious that she wasent wearing a sports bra and let those pups bounce freely around her tight top.

It was almost like watching Baywatch when they play that song “I’ll be reeeady…” and Nicole Eggert or Pamela Anderson or one of those girls run on the beach to save some lucky guy who is almost drowning.

Ah, it was quite an experience. Tomorrow Im going to go out and jog at the exact same time and bring my cell phone (with a camera) to see if I can get a shot of this hottie.

Keep it running!

Looks like Eve is the next celeb to have their personal sex life exposed! There are rumours on the web that a sex tape with rapper Eve getting fucked by a dildo is circulating. After digging around for a while I found the alleged tape but Im not sure that it really is Eve. You can watch it here.

If it is real, its odd how this is the first female rapper to get her sex tape stolen cosidering how slutty most of them are. Maybe there isnt enough female rappers but I would have thought the queen rap slut Lil Kim would have been exposed by now. Here is a list of the top rap sluts:

4. Da Brat
She usually wears big jerseys and looks more like a boy than a sexy rapper with a wet vagina. When she does let the big hiphop clothes go she got some nice knockers which is the reason I decided to add her to the list at all.

3. Foxy Brown
Often wears sexy and teasing outfits which show off her big tits and nice booty but never really gets naked. That sucks even though she is the female rapper I’d like to have sex with the most.

2. Eve
Eve is pretty ugly and doesnt appeal to me at all. I didnt think she was much of a slut but after watching the video of her pussy getting filled with a dildo Ive changed my mind.

1. Lil Kim
Ever since sucking The Notorious BIG’s cock in a skit on his first album Lil Kim has been the top rap slut. She is more often naked then fully clothed and even though her boobs are fake I’d still like to play with them all day long. Unfortunatley she has gone crazy with the plastic surgery and is looking worse for each public performance.

I’ll keep you posted if I find more news about the Eve sex tape. Until then, protect yourself in the sun and don’t stare too hard at the bikini girls on the beach.

Rep It!

Ok, back from the doctor. Nothing major, he fixed my ear issue so now I can hear my nagging girlfriend even better Just kidding, I love her voice. As promised here are some hot photos of Scarlett Johanson that I found:

I read somewhere that she would never get naked for a movie. Hopefully she will get those crazy thoughts out of her head real soon because I really want to see those big boobies fully exposed. More celebs at Mr. Skin

I just had to post this animated gif.

Now thats just lovely if you ask me
Click the pic to see the gif in action.

Here is something I bet you’ve always wanted. A print of some unknown chick’s big boobs. Its amazing what people will sell on ebay and more amazing what people will buy. My girlfriend added herself as a “wife to buy” on ebay as a joke. She got something like 20 bids and I had to bid over $5000 just to make sure she wasen’t sold to a crazy sultan or something.

Its summer which means that time to go to the beach! The best part about the beach is all the big boobs in bikini that you get to look at. If you live in europe you also get to see naked boobs on all the babes tanning topless Where I live they even have a nudist beach. Ive been there but the place is filled with all the type of people you DONT want to see naked. Instead of it being the boob party I was expecting its more like a sausage fest. Really OLD sausages too.

This right here is what I DO want to see, courtesy of Nude Beach Movies.
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Now thats what Im talking about. All you girls who read this, dont be afraid to throw away your bikini top this summer. Expose those juicy boobs to the sun, take photos and send them to me!

Tan The Boobs!

There is a brand new nude celebrity site that opened up just days ago called Latin Movie Babes. As the name implies it focus on our favourite latin movie stars like Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek. Its a pretty cool site and if you have a thing for any of the known latin stars then you wont find a better place.

Here is a nude pic of Salma Hayek from the movie Frida.

Adios!

You should all know by now that Im a pervert so it should come to no surprise that I want to fuck a real doll. Sex dolls or the nicer term love dolls is a bit of a taboo among most people. If you own or have fucked a sex doll people might think you’re a loser that cant get laid in real life. Well, whats the diffrence between a guy putting his cock into an artificially made vagina and a chick fucking a dildo? none really. I have never had sex with a love doll before and thats because most of them looks like this:

Not really attractive looking. You can find more funny looking sex dolls here.

Then I discovered Real Doll. Im sure you’ve all heard about it before. These dolls not only look very realistic but they are supposed to feel very realistic as well. They have a couple of nice and busty ones which I wouldnt mind testing out, the only thing that worries me is that they might seem TOO real. I mean, it would be weird to fuck something thats completely lifeless but looks human. I’d still like to try it out though and the only thing stopping me from getting one of these is the price tag. They are pretty damn expensive so if someone out there wants to get me one feel free to volunteer

You might think Im a weirdo now, but really.. I think most of you would wouldnt mind fucking these:

Fuck the doll boobs!

Looks like the #1 super slut is at it again. I just read that Paris Hilton decided that she isnt getting enough attention and flashed her tits on european tv. Considering she gets naked on camera like every other day I almost didnt post this, but then I found a video of the whole thing I decided to share after all.
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Looks like I owe you guys an appology. It turns out that when you leave comments I actually have to APPROVE them for them to be listed. Well, I missed that little detail so I’d like to say Im sorry to everyone who left a comment in the past. I have approved all previous comments and I will make sure future ones will be approved as soon as possible.

Remember Atomic Kitten? If not they are a british pop group who had some popularity back in the day. Now, the always entertaining The Sun is reporting that one of their members Kerry Katona recently got a boob job! Kerry had sweet boobs before but now they are friggin huge.

Kerry Before

Now, without exaggerating these boobs are awsome. Why should would even consider a boob job on these pups I dont understand. It could be the fact that this shot is old and she had some kids so they might be sagging these days.

Kerry Now

These boobs are still nice but since I prefer them natural she probably should have stayed away from the knife.

Stay away from the boob knife! (unless you have really small tits)

ah, Jessica Alba. One of the hottest hollywood babes has finally slipped us something to love and cherish. Her nipple. I forgot where these photos were taken but it seems like Jessica wants to give her career a boost by showing some boobie, hey it worked for Paris Hilton.

Oh yeah, get more naked celebreties at Mr. Skin.
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Now lets see some real nudes Jessica!!!

Today is Sunday which is a holy day. Im going to celebrate that by posting some new celeb tits. Why? because celebrate and celebreties looks alike not to mention celebreties and celeb tits. Coinsidence? I think not. Maybe I should write my own version of the “Da Vinci Code”.

Langdon read the inscription on the keystone. “Find pleasure in the one who sits” it said. Langdon had know idea of what it could mean. Suddenly busty Sophie jumped up with her boobs bouncing all over the place since french women wear no bra’s. “HEUREKA!” she screamed, “I got it!! If you rearrange the letters in S-I-T-S you get T-I-T-S so if I rip my top off you can find pleasure in me. Langdon said nothing, dropped his pants and got to it.

Anyways, back to the celebs. The New York Daily News writed the following about Melania Trump.
“The “Trump wedding photos” you didn’t see. Sources say that, days before The Donald’s wedding, several friends of the couple received mysterious envelopes containing nude photos of bride-to-be Melania Knauss…” Read On. Here are the alleged nudes, Im not so sure it really is Melania though?

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