Jordan Carver
Jordan Carver is Pregnant!
And her stomach is almost as big as her boobs. It almost looks like she’s a Total Recall three-boobed babe now! A photo posted by Jordan Carver | (@jocalife) on … View post
How Different Nations Have Sex by Jordan Carver!
I guess this is as close as we’ll ever get to see Jordan Carver do porn unless a sex tape is leaked.
Clip of Lindsey Pelas Off-Roading in a Bikini Top!
Lindsey Pelas posted what might be the greatest Instagram video of all time. Lindsey went off-roading with Jordan Carver in bikini tops and… well.. EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!! We need a longer video … View post
Jordan Carver Watched a Horror Movie!
It’s been awhile since we’ve seen her, but here’s Jordan Carver wearing a boobtastic top at a screening of Indie horror flick Muck! Its currently got a cool 3.9 on … View post
Jordan Carver Takes on Melanie Müller in the Boxing Ring!
This is fun! Busty German “celeb” Melanie Müller took on Jordan Carver in the boxing ring and these ladies ain’t holding back! Say what you want about them but, they … View post
Jordan Carver Squat Challenge!
Video of Jordan Carver attempting to do 200 squats! To put it in perspective, I do 12 squats when I work out. I do put a bunch of weight on … View post
10 Things Jordan Carver Can’t do.. because GIANT TITS!
Being busty has its limits so here’s a video of Jordan Carver listing the top 10 things she simply can’t do. Well, now I feel bad so to help her … View post
Jordan Carver has FAKE Boobs!
I found out, thanks to anon, that Jordan Carver’s real name is Ina Schnitzer and that led me to these screen caps of a video she did BEFORE she became … View post
Jordan Carver Covered in Milk (Bikini Turns See Through!)
Great behind the scenes video of Jordan Carver having milk thrown at her big boobs! The bikini top turns SEE THROUGH almost right away!!
Jordan Carver Areola for Nuts + Joey Fisher and Emma Kuziara!
Jordan Carver dropped her top (but still remains covered up) in a new shoot for Zoo magazine but I’m pretty sure I spot some areola in this picture, especially on … View post
Jordan Carver as a Hooters Girl
If this whole modeling this doesn’t work out for Jordan Carver, I’m sure she’d be welcome to work at Hooters! Mmm.. I know where I’m going for lunch today. Pictures … View post
Jordan Carver in Mallorca
Nice candids of Jordan Carver wearing a summer dress in Mallorca! I like the shots but she is in Mallorca!! Where are the bikini pics!? Pictures from: Jordan Carver images … View post
Jordan Carver PEZ Dispenser
Jordan Carver is a PEZ dispenser and I WANT ONE! I assume this is not an official PEZ dispenser because if it was, that would be crazy but whoever made … View post
Jordan Carver Hanging out with Johnny Depp Now?
Here’s Jordan Carver wearing a bikini top on the set of Who Killed Johnny? which is a movie about a bunch of people finding a dead Johnny Depp, played by … View post
Jordan Carver is Busty in a Red Dress
Here’s Jordan Carver looking very chesty in a sexy red dress while walking on the streets of Europe! Looks like she dyed her hair extra blonde and I think it … View post
Jordan Carver and Destiny Danger Pillow Fight
Here’s Jordan Carver in a pillow fight with a girl named Destiny Danger! Oh, and they are both wearing bra and panties. I think I might just have to get … View post
Jordan Carver Playing Tennis
Some pretty fantastic behind the scenes caps of Jordan Carver playing Tennis for a photo shoot! I would love to see the actual video and her giant juggs bounce around … View post
Jordan Carver Eats Sausage
It seems like Jordan Carver is eating her way through Los Angeles! We last saw her at a steakhouse and now she’s eating wieners at a Currywurst! Is it lunch … View post
