OK, I will be honest. I just ate like five cookies and just want to go lay down on the couch.. BUT.. first I will post these pics of Micaela Schaefer doing her best to support Berlin’s bid to host the 2024 Olympics by wearing Olympic body paint in public. Knowing the Olympic committee, I actually think Micaela and her tits help..

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Micaela Schaefer did one of her usual topless stunts for the opening of Berlinale 2015 in Germany! It’s a film festival unless I’m mistaken? Not sure what the significance of the teddy bears is, but I’m fine with them.

Props to the person who got the ass shot as well. For all the nudity she does we rarely see that ass, which is a shame, because its a good one.

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Micaela Schaefer did her annual Valentine’s Day posing in body paint a few days ago, and I gotta say, I like the way she expresses her love (for attention)!

Wow, I don’t know if Audi is a good car or not, but I want to go to whatever party they throw next!! Why? Because at the Audi party in Kitzbuhel, Micaela Schaefer got completely naked in a giant cocktail glass, and put on one helluva show! I want this for my next birthday party. Maybe replace Micaela with Lucy Pinder or something but I love it.

Micaela Schaefer is back to being topless at her favorite spot, the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, and this time she brought a 3D statue of herself! And, it is wearing the identical micro bikini she is!! By the way, that is the microist of micro bikinis I’ve ever seen. It barely covers her pussy lips and I find that extremely sexy!

Here’s Micaela Schaefer wearing black superhero bodypaint at the grand opening of the 18th Venus International Erotic Trade Fair in Berlin, Germany! I like the bodypaint but there are some rough looking ladies in the background! A sex fair in Germany is probably a wild experience though.

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Micaela Schaefer wore absolutely NOTHING while attending a photo exhibition in Berlin last night, and the only reason we can’t see her pussy is because she used a purse to cover up! I know her tits aren’t perfect or anything, but you have to admit that showing up to public event completely nude is BADASS! She’s taken red carpet whoring to the next level, and I think she deserves a plaque or something.

I do wonder what its like for her two hours into the party.. after everyone snapped photos and is kind of over the novelty.. is she just awkwardly naked for the rest of the evening?

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Micaela Schaefer and her two sexy freundin are promoting Oktoberfest by the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, and as always, Micaela has her tits out! As if the two steins of beer wasn’t enough to make me want to go there.. now there is going to be tits too? Someone book me a ticket NOW!!!

Pics of Micaela Schaefer modestly dressed (for her) at something called P1 Sommerfest and kissing some busty chick named Nicole Neukirch! Looks like she wants to play with those titties too. I would endorse that.

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How embarrassing! Micaela Schaefer suffered a wardrobe malfunction when her tit fell completely out of her dress at a Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2015 event in Berlin last night. And she’s usually so modest. Oh, and she’s blonde now too. Not sure I’m in favor of that.

Micaela Schaefer returned to the Brandenburg gate to show her support for the German soccer team! She did so by posing topless in soccer ball pasties! I approve but the rest of the world needs to step it up because Micaela and Germany is ruling the World Cup titty competition so far. England, where are all your tits?

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