Katie Price was giving us a nice view of her boobs while shopping at Babies R Us the other day. Is she pregnant or something? There should be a store called Men R Us and it should have big screen tv’s, chicken wings and blowjobs from your busty lady of choice.

Wait, I think I just described a Hooters restaurant. Seriously, those girls will do anything for a tip.

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Katie Price is launching some new lingerie in time for christmas and who better to model it than….. Katie Price? Well, I have some suggestions such as someone a little younger and maybe a little less tanned and I dont know.. with less make up. Ok, Im whining. You know I’d hit it and then come back for seconds!

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Katie Price was out in full force promoting her latest line of hair care products last week. So much pink. Because I always have tits and sex on the brain I just assumed she was holding a bunch of dildos in her hands rather than hair stuff. Actually, Im not so sure they aren’t dildos.. what the hell do you ladies do with those rod things?

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Katie Price looks pretty good in these candid shots. Those jeans look uncomfortably tight though. I still dont know what happend to her breast reduction? those juggs look as big as ever!

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I dont really know the backstory to these pics of Katie Price stumbling around in a skimpy outfit carrying the Eiffel Tower but Im sure its a good one! All I know is that I wanna stuff my face into her boobs and if I ever see her drunk I think I have a pretty good chance of making that happend.

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Katie Price is looking sexy at the launch of some new fragrance called Besotted. I thought I read somewhere that she got a boob reduction? judging by that cleavage, it doesnt really look like it.

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Katie Price has launched another book which is called “Angel – Uncovered”. By launched I mean she is posing in a slutty outfit next to the book. The actual book is written by a ghost writer named Rebecca Farnworth. Katie Price probably just came up with the tagline: “An explosive and highly charged tale of love, lies and celebrity”. Then she probably sent poor Rebecca off to go write a story while she herself started thinking on what to wear for launch day.

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Doh! Those are some surgically messed up nipples! I guess thats what you get for getting implants, bigger implants, even bigger implants and taking out implants. Let this be a lesson for all you ladies, let your boobs stay natural! Why is Katie Price in Cannes anyway? I know the film festival is happening right now but what does that have to do with her?

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Kids, this is proof that too much plastic surgery isnt very good. After viewing these pics my mind has been scarred, just like Jordan’s nipple.

This week is starting out slow as hell when it comes to good celebrity boobage. No paparazzi shots, no cleavage shots no nothing. Get sluttier celebs!!! Anyways, here are some pics of Britain’s favourite pinup Jordan aka Katie Price sunbathing topless. This pics arent new but whatever.

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Glamour girl Jordan was crowned Grattan Celebrity Mum of the Year today. Jordan, real name Katie Price, was chosen by the public and beat Jade Goody, Kate Moss and Heather Mills McCartney to the title.
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