Katie Price is launching some new lingerie in time for christmas and who better to model it than….. Katie Price? Well, I have some suggestions such as someone a little younger and maybe a little less tanned and I dont know.. with less make up. Ok, Im whining. You know I’d hit it and then come back for seconds!

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Katie Price was out in full force promoting her latest line of hair care products last week. So much pink. Because I always have tits and sex on the brain I just assumed she was holding a bunch of dildos in her hands rather than hair stuff. Actually, Im not so sure they aren’t dildos.. what the hell do you ladies do with those rod things?

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Katie Price looks pretty good in these candid shots. Those jeans look uncomfortably tight though. I still dont know what happend to her breast reduction? those juggs look as big as ever!

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I dont really know the backstory to these pics of Katie Price stumbling around in a skimpy outfit carrying the Eiffel Tower but Im sure its a good one! All I know is that I wanna stuff my face into her boobs and if I ever see her drunk I think I have a pretty good chance of making that happend.

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Katie Price is looking sexy at the launch of some new fragrance called Besotted. I thought I read somewhere that she got a boob reduction? judging by that cleavage, it doesnt really look like it.

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Katie Price has launched another book which is called “Angel - Uncovered”. By launched I mean she is posing in a slutty outfit next to the book. The actual book is written by a ghost writer named Rebecca Farnworth. Katie Price probably just came up with the tagline: “An explosive and highly charged tale of love, lies and celebrity”. Then she probably sent poor Rebecca off to go write a story while she herself started thinking on what to wear for launch day.

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Doh! Those are some surgically messed up nipples! I guess thats what you get for getting implants, bigger implants, even bigger implants and taking out implants. Let this be a lesson for all you ladies, let your boobs stay natural! Why is Katie Price in Cannes anyway? I know the film festival is happening right now but what does that have to do with her?

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Sorry, but I have to heed the call and become a boob oiler. Its what Im destined to do.

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Kids, this is proof that too much plastic surgery isnt very good. After viewing these pics my mind has been scarred, just like Jordan’s nipple.

Some classic pics of Katie Price aka Jordan when she got naked for Playboy. Pussy tattoo’s are very classy by the way!

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This week is starting out slow as hell when it comes to good celebrity boobage. No paparazzi shots, no cleavage shots no nothing. Get sluttier celebs!!! Anyways, here are some pics of Britain’s favourite pinup Jordan aka Katie Price sunbathing topless. This pics arent new but whatever.

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I bet all girls do this.

I know some of you dont understand how Katie Price aka Jordan ever became as popular as she did. Well, you have to remember that there was a time when she wasent married to a greasy pop singer and when she had a sweet baby face which made her look really hot. Here is some old pics of Jordan holding up a sign which says silent bomber, uber cool!

I cant believe Ive had this blog for so long and havent made a single post with some topless Katie Price aka Jordan pics. Here we have some sweet pics of those delicious boobies to make up for that error.

Im not sure its possible but Im in the mood for some foxy bingo right now. I dont care what anyone says, Jordan looks sexy in these promo pics.

I bet like 99% just came to check out her breasts rather than get that awful album signed.

I dont know why I think its funny but it is. Jordan meets the Prince!

So, Jordan has launched her own lingerie line call Katie Price Lingerie. I find it interesting that she picked such ordinary looking models to pose with her. Could it be because her lingerie is for the “regular woman”? or could it simply be Jordan trying to make herself look as good as possible?

I havent made a post about Jordan for a while. Not sure why but I guess she havent been up to anything noteworthy. Here she is at the National Television Awards in the UK wearing a dress that looks like it should be more revealing than it actually is.

Jordan is doing stuff again. Recently she showed up to a booksigning of her new book entitled Angel dressed as.. well an angel.