Nipple Enhancers

Here’s a new weird product made for women who wants to walk around town looking like they are bra-less with hard nipples and complaining about how guys always look at her chest when they are talking to her.

I don’t quite get this but the company who makes the product claims that the “Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts,” and “from your favorite magazines, to stars gracing the red carpet, women are showing off their breasts with pride.”

I guess being proud of your breasts means strapping on FAKE nipples that has nothing to do with your body rather than just not wearing a bra?

You can buy the nipple enhancers here


3 comments on “Nipple Enhancers”

  1. Girlfriend #17 says:

    I’m curious. What do guys do, when you meet someone who’s wearing Spanx and a padded bra and now, freakin’ fake hard nipples, and she takes off her clothes and you realize it’s all been false advertising? I would be so pissed off and dissappointed that I think I’d take my ball and go home. At least with dudes what you see is what you get, appearance wise.

  2. Deckard says:

    Wow. For all those Jennifer Aniston wannabes I guess.

    @Girlfriend 17, that situation hasn’t happened to me and hopefully never will. However, yea… I’d be pretty disappointed if it did. Whatever hard-on I had would probably just up and vanish. At the back of my mind I’d probably wonder what else she’s hiding from me too.

    I have to feel sorry for the gals though that are not blessed with average sized or bigger boobs. They are constantly inundated with all this talk about big boobs in mainstream media, TV, radio, girls, their friends, etc, one just wonders how much pressure is on them to have at least *average* sized boobs, not even hoping for big boobs. It’s no wonder that a lot of them pad their bras, take herbal supplements, get boob jobs, whatever, even if they *aren’t in the “industry”.

    Ok, enough sympathy, back to the boobs!

  3. Matt says:

    I think they’re confused. It should go from the word ‘accessory’ to ‘disguise’ once it starts making you into someone else. It’s like Batman doesn’t wear a disguise, just bat accessories. The same goes for make-up, hair extensions, high heels, and wonder bras now that you got me started.

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