26 comments on “Pamela Anderson Gets Naked For Hef’s Birthday”

  1. bigbear says:

    god she looks fantastic!

  2. BigBob says:

    Her nipples look like they were stuck on, she is still hooooottttttttt tho!!

  3. Bob says:

    I agree totally with BB.. It’s like her nipples are looking at the ceiling and her boobs are perhaps a little on the basketball dimensions but she’s still smoking hot.

  4. Wedge says:

    Yes in near darkness, by candlelight and with her hair in her face and holding cake she still looks good.

    Broad daylight, well lit, and not no other enticements she still looks like a leather sofa. A hepatitis soaked leather couch that has seen better days…the thought of sex with that STD trap makes me ill.

  5. Ernest says:

    Looks like some surgeon played “pin the nipple on the boobie” with a blindfold on. Yuck!!!
    Still, I wish stuff like this would happen on my birthday.

  6. Pete says:

    Make all the negative comments you like, every guy here would give his right arm to fuck her, including me

  7. rob says:

    haha i totally agree with pete

  8. The Don says:

    Err… no they wouldn’t.

  9. BigBob says:

    You must be gay if you wouldn’t, she is a god!!

  10. Achi says:

    Aww – A thoughtful gesture! I wouldn’t say no to a naked Pamela Anderson!!

  11. Juggz101 says:

    On one hand she still has a magnificent derriere and probably vagin also, although I would say the latter has been worn so thin that you could hear it flapping violently in the wind. Her face demands darkness or semi thereof because if she stood too close to that birthday cake it would simply melt. Light doth not enjoy shining on that face any longer. The fact that she still needs to garner this sort of attention at her age, and with children, is downright sickening. So thats not good. But that ass, well, I think it has taken its poundings well and somehow stood the test of time and is always a delight to see. Or even think about a bit.

    Damn that hef is an ugly bastard.

  12. dark_gothik says:

    The first time i masturbated (july 2 1997 wen i was 10 years old ) was to pamela anderson i have not stopped wanting to tittie fuck her since.

  13. Yoav says:

    I use to love Pam, but I wouldn’t even touch her now with a laser pointer.

    She’s ALL P L A S T I C .. it’s gross.

  14. mzinger says:

    I bet your dick would fall off if you put it in that toxic waste disposal, it would be worth it though

  15. bngra90 says:

    LOL what happened to pam?

    she is now half plastic….

  16. Wedge says:

    No Pete I would not. And Bigbob I am not gay.

    I’m a bog boob loving heterosexual who does not want hepatitis c.

    Thanks. You go on ahead.

  17. Vicdamone says:

    Shit,Ill fuck!

  18. Juggz101 says:

    dark_gothic, WTF are you expecting for remembering the specific date of your first wank – a trophy? A letter from the Queen perhaps?

  19. Yoav says:

    Man, I WISH i remembered the date of my first “self pleasuring experience”

    Thats a very important and magnificent moment in every mans life.

    I remember it better, and it impacted me more than even having sex for the first time.

  20. de-juan says:

    >>dark_gothic, WTF are you expecting for remembering the specific date of your first wank – a trophy? A letter from the Queen perhaps?>>

    Classic response

  21. DevineDescent says:

    Yoav, I agree with you. The first time I let loose was a lot more intense that the first time I had sex. First time I had sex sucked in comparison!

    Pam lives in plastic bubble. Sure she’s wild and f*kd in the head, all those great resourceful things she claims to be, but her time is running out… “ooooh! better hurry pam!”…. You’d think this bird would calm down; but from babewatch to borat to this… now she’s all over E-Entertainment TV… has she made a successful comeback or is it that she craves a crap load of attention and love. WTF? Now… At her age?

    Is it money? Is it fame… why the hell is she pulling stunts like this – she’s already got a sex tape… She’s worse that Britney Spears. And I didn’t know that level could be met? But we still love her, cause she’s a rockstar…

    I think she’s just bored… out’v her f*kn mind.
    That girl is as plastic as a tire… sorry, but I’ll rather have a wank over Lucy Pinder this time 😉

    Later fellow perverts!

  22. DevineDescent says:

    check how she kisses that dust fart… it’s like almost solid tongue. Juggz101… He’s a really ugly bastard. Man I wish I have that sorta shit when I get older. Old man with 50 bunnies around him… think he ever gets tired of it all?

  23. dark_gothik says:

    Well since i’m from the united states a letter from her majesty would by awkward at best.

  24. Ben Wagstaff says:

    I’d love to cop a feel of her =)

  25. Ben Wagstaff says:

    Though if I did that I’d probably be escorted out by the cops.

  26. Ben Wagstaff says:

    Wait… Are there any cops that are escorts? Now you’ve got me thinking…

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