This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX – Review

This Aint Lady GaGa XXX

I’m not a fan of Lady Gaga and I don’t consider her attractive so I never had a desire to see her fuck. I mean, if a sex tape was leaked I would definitely watch it for curiosity but there is a long list of celebs I’d rather watch fuck on camera than her. Luckily, This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX is true to its title and does not feature Lady Gaga herself but porn star Helly Mae Hellfire in the title role. She happens to be quite sexy which is a good thing because I will spend the next couple of hours watching her be naked. However, it also means that she does not look like Lady Gaga which is still one of the points of a parody.

There isn’t much of a story to This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX but the movie opens at a prison set of a music video and we get to see Lady Gaga in an argument with Beyonce (Rhianna Rimes) which inevitably leads to an aggressive lesbian sex scene between the two starlets. I enjoyed this scene quite a bit but I have the same problem with Rhianna Rimes as I do with Helly Mae Hellfire – she simply does not look like her famous counterpart either. Actually she is nowhere near as hot as Beyonce. So, as a result I felt like I was watching a lesbian scene which could be from any movie rather than a Beyonce / Lady Gaga lesbian fantasy finally becoming real. With that said, it was my favourite scene of the movie.

This Aint Lady GaGa XXX
How all ladies resolve their arguments

After her blowout, Lady Gaga goes on the Larry King Show to talk about her beef with Beyonce and you might not want to know where this is going. She ends up having sex with Larry King and… well, do you really want to see Larry King have sex with anyone? Neither do I and even though Helly Mae Hellfire tries her best to save the scene it’s just not working. Bad idea.

This Aint Lady GaGa XXX
..a really bad idea

Having old man sex scratched off her bucket list, Lady Gaga has to face the criticism of Sarah Palin for being pro-gay which leads to her proud proclamation that she actually IS gay which leads to Ron Jeremy proving that she isn’t by getting a blowjob from her in a smut theatre. It’s all pretty confusing but at least we get to see Lady Gaga masturbate and suck dick in a porno theatre and that’s what really matters! A good scene but I could have done without Ron Jeremy.

The climax of the movie is the awards ceremony where Madonna (Aubrey Adams) claims that Lady Gaga stole her act and that she doesn’t deserve any awards at all but its all good because the singers make up and bond by fucking two security guards back stage. Again, this scene has the problem of Aubrey Adams not resembling Madonna very much so it doesn’t stand out from your standard foursome.

It feels like the sex never gets going in this movie. The actors go through all the positions but they never seem to really lose themselves and its a shame because I like Helly Mae Hellfire and think she’s the highlight of this movie but its like she never finds chemistry with any of her partners.

The movie also falls flat when it comes to the parody. I didn’t think any of the porn stars resembled who they were supposed to look like and I only remember chuckling once at Larry King but, it’s just not very funny. At least Helly Mae Hellfire again saves part of the day by proving that she’s not that bad of a singer:

The DVD menu is nice to look at and you can easily choose what you want to watch by choosing either scene or porn star and it also comes with a behind the scenes featurette where you get to meet some of the stars on the set.

If you’re already a fan of Helly Mae Hellfire then I would suggest you check this out but if not, you can skip This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX.

Watch Online: This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX
Buy the DVD: Hustler Hollywood

MYLF - Everything Everywhere All at Once Porn Parody
Everything Everywhere All at Once porn parody Everyone Cums Everywhere All at Once starring Suki Sin now streaming at MYLF!

6 comments on “This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX – Review”

  1. Sharmota_Egy says:

    😉 Gaga Works 😎

  2. D says:

    Nik, I hope they gave you a nice cut for posting this. If you really decided to expose us to that nasty Larry King lookalike of your own accord, that’s cruel.

  3. Niklas says:

    lol, well. I got a review copy of the movie but thats all. That Larry King pic sums up the movie pretty good.. Helly Mae Hellfire is hot but the rest is not!

  4. kama says:

    that’s my problem with the Hustler parodies. compared to New Sensations and Axel Brauns super hero stuff they come off as cheep and lazy…. just like the magazine Bazinga

  5. Fergy89406 says:

    I’m surprised they didn’t get a tranny to portray Gaga.

  6. joengang says:

    SUch a funny parodies.. trying to become a Lady Gaga.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *