Niklas VS Computer

Ok, so my old computer is basically on the verge of destruction. Every 20 min or so it decides to freeze or re-start itself or the monitor goes black so its pretty frustrating to work with. I wouldn’t be surprised if you just have to switch out a part or two to make it work again but I’m not a tech guy and I wanted to upgrade to Windows 7 and a faster machine anyway.

Again, I will attempt to make some updates today but if this machine decides to stop me there isn’t much I can do until the new one is safely in my hands. You can always venture away from the main page and check out some archived boobs.. this site is full of archived boobs.


12 comments on “Niklas VS Computer”

  1. Girlfriend #17 says:

    Lol Niklas,

    I never dreamed the video i sent was hot enough to melt your computer.

    1. Niklas says:

      woah, that must be it! You owe me a new computer!

      I’ll check it out as soon as I can get windows mail to work..

  2. ike says:

    dude, copy your files to an external hdd then wipe you laptop and re-install windoze etc and give that a try before buying new hardware.

    does it say on for longer if you boot into ‘safe mode’?

  3. g says:

    Buy a Mac, your problems are erased.

  4. Michael says:

    Amen on the Mac! I have one…..love it!

  5. bodo says:

    It’ll be full of spy/ad/malware and viruses from all the shitty porn sites he trawls. Let me guess “Niklas” you use Internet Explorer and respond to emails from Nigerian Princes don’t you.

  6. Randy says:

    It sounds like either a malware infection, or your power supply or motherboard are going bad. I would check for viruses, and if that doesn’t work, try a power supply swap, and if that doesn’t work, the motherboard is shot. As far as Mac goes: i’m against Apple completely. Mac is getting hit just as hard as Windows now with viruses, and Apple is slip-streaming antivirus defintions into the MacOS updates. (I’m a Linux and Windows user)
    Experience: I’m a computer technician, network administrator, CompTIA Network+ Certified and in training for CompTIA A+ certification.

  7. ( o Y o ) says:

    of course you have Spybot and HijackThis and AdAware and all that right?

    if you’re not getting any blue screens though with specific error codes it could just be a power issue. Even something as stupid as a fan going bad can freeze up the whole power system.

  8. g says:

    This feed is awesome, so funny.

  9. Edward says:

    Go on computing.net and post on their forum, describing the symptoms your computer has. Within an hour one of the computer geeks will post a reply. They’re awesome. I’ve gone on that forum ever since about 2000 and almost every time I’ve posted a question I’ve got great advice.
    Worth a try.

  10. Ruterger says:

    Sounds to me like it might be overheating. Or just fucking old. If you’re just gonna ditch that machine anyway then hit the motherfuck out of it with some canned air or compressed air even. Or if it’s old then man, fuck it, I dunno what your revenue stream is like from your sites but you can SURELY write off a new computer as a business expense considering how many sites you run. So go get something with some serious fucking horsepower, get a core i7 equipped machine with no less than 4 GB of DDR3 RAM and a huge hard drive, at least 500 GB. Desktops are cheaper and last much longer. Laptops… are a poor investment by comparison. But if you’re on the move then go for it. You need a big ass hard drive though, I have a boob folder that’s just 12.3 gigs of boobs, mostly from your site you marvelous breast fanatic! So if your servers ever go down then contact me! I got your redundant backups right here buddy! Experience: Whatever the hell Randy listed before me.

  11. Niklas says:

    Thanks for all the advice guys… here’s whats up..

    Like I said before, I wanted to upgrade to something faster and something NOT vista anyway so I picked up a new computer. I just have to set it up and move over files etc and yep, I can write that off my taxes.. woo!

    I will still try to fix my old one just to have a backup but either way, things should be back to normal next week! Its probably a hardware issue though. I rarely gets viruses etc.. I stick to safe porno sites.. hehe

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