What the hell is a ren faire and how do I get invited to one? Ok, after using my Google skills I found out that ren faire is short for Renaissance festival which seems to be all about dressing up in Renaissance costumes and drink beer and wear wigs and ride horses and whatever else they did in 1500’s. It’s also a great excusse for busty women to show off their bosoms by dressing up as beer wenches!
Here is a collection of hot and busty beer wenches that i wish would bring me beer.
The ren fair is always worthwhile if only for getting sweaty and covered with dust.. and of course mostly exposed fleshy tits abound! (some will even flash you for a $12 ale). Unfortunately very few are attached to attractive women but the rare find is worth it. For some reason they are never located on the herpes (kissing) bridge.
Also worth noting, as a youngster this was my first exposure to the elusive uni-tit. These rare specimens can sometimes be found on the rather obese; and there are many older rotund individuals to be found at the ren fair! The uni-tit is characterized by the lack separation between the cleavage at the breast bone, rather instead there is merely a singular and often large exposed roll of fat located where two breasts would normally be found.
I have worked at a Ren Fest for over 10 years, and there are always women like this ALL OVER THE PLACE, EVERY DAY. It’s the main reason I keep working there. Yes, you can get paid to check out boobs all day. Live the dream!