Mariah Carey Side-Boob

Mariah Carey displayed some serious side-boob at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo. It almost looks like she got dough stuffed into her dress. You know what you do with dough right? you knead it. I’d like to volunteer to knead Mariah Carey’s doughy breasts with my bare hands. You know what you do with dough after you knead it right? You use a roller. You know what is roughly the same size as a roller? my penis.

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November 21st, 2008
Posted in Celebrities, Mariah Carey