Pray For Rain

In the spirit of Halloween and all I went on a ghost tour in a haunted house last night with my girlfriend. The house supposedly hosts a “dark lady” who was strangled by some sea captain and then bricked into one of the walls in the house. Now she likes to walk around the house and scare the shit out of people. Why don’t you ever hear ghost stories of busty pornstars who overdosed on cocain and are now sucking dicks for all eternity? That’s a ghost I would welcome to my house.

This is probably fake but funny nonetheless.

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October 29th, 2005
Posted in Boob Fun