Kim Kardashian in a Slinky Silver Dress!
Candids of Kim Kardashian showing PLENTY of cleavage in a slinky silver dress while going out on the town in Miami! Almost looks like she’s wearing sexy chain mail. Wouldn’t mind jousting with her if ya know what I mean!! I got a really long and stiff jousting pole I’ve been wanting to put to good use. Really stick it into her. Bet it could penetrate that armour quite easily.
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September 19th, 2016
Posted in Celebrities, Kim Kardashian
pop quiz assholes…you can only do one: beat up kanye or fuck kim, what do you do? i definitely beat the holy shit out of king douche, hell ill beat up kim too
That’s a no brainer, mikeroyne. You should’ve made it a difficult choice like… do you get to beat up douchebag but have to fuck Kim and her ridiculous hippopotamus ass implants or do you get to kill Kim but then have to be douche bags best friend for life.
They’re both shitty tickets to martyrdom in my mind.
I’d fuck the shit out of her, repeatedly!
I would fuck Kim in the ass. Easy choice.
Her only talent is attracting wishes of death.