Jordan Carver has FAKE Boobs!

I found out, thanks to anon, that Jordan Carver’s real name is Ina Schnitzer and that led me to these screen caps of a video she did BEFORE she became Jordan Carver. It is clear that her tits back then are a lot smaller than they are now. They are still very nice but they are not gravity defying like they are now. I’ve always thought they were fake but this is clear evidence so STOP saying they are real Jordan!!

Ina Schnitzer:
Jordan Carver

Jordan Carver

Jordan Carver

Jordan Carver

Jordan Carver:
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23 comments on “Jordan Carver has FAKE Boobs!”

  1. dave richy says:

    BUSTED! More ways than one haha

  2. jim says:

    She looked way better without the fake tits

  3. Watson says:

    Well no shit they’re fake Sherlock! They’re fucking basketballs. It’s a shame she got that work done. Her tits were really nice before. At least they look great here.

  4. Theoderich says:

    Don’t know about “natural”. They sure look more natural but i think they were fake before she went for the giant ones. She looks awesome nevertheless.

  5. Me says:

    I love her bigger, faker boobs. She said a few years ago on a German talk show that she started out as an E cup and then got implants to bring her to HH. This is not a secret, or anything like that. I don’t know why people are still acting like there was a question about her having fake boobs.

  6. Jordan Sharter says:

    I suppose the fact that her nipples point to the fucking sun like plants seeking nutrients didn’t alert anyone to the fact that her inflated beachballs of plasticy fraudness are in fact, fake?

  7. Num3 says:

    She looked like she was at least a D cup before surgery, not sure why she had to pump them up like beach balls.

  8. Chascu says:

    Anyone really needed that pics to realize that watermelons were fake??

  9. Joe says:

    Yeah… so? They’re great, that’s all that matters.

  10. hayden winters fan says:

    Fake tits always look like shit!

  11. IvanLeTerrible says:

    Yo, everything about dis hoe is fake. The German newspaper “Bild” published an article where they show that her marital status as “single” is fake as she is married to her manager David Sebatian. Her boobs are fake, her lips are fake, her name is fake… I mean, dis hoe is all plastic and lies!

  12. daryl racks says:

    When you hide it or lie about it what is the essence of doin it? I was a Huge fan of Eva notty , on twitter I realized her tits different in a bad way! A curious fan like me asked if she had just done a boob job! She “claimed” she always has had a boob job! Please u should see the present and former pics! Huge contrast!! I unfollowed her immediately tho, not a fan of her anymore sadly!

  13. Bewb Luver says:

    I think her original boobs looked awesome and have never cared for her current beach balls. That said, we all know who she is because of her those beach balls. There are only so many girls in this industry that can get by without going fully nude, and those beach balls make sure she gets to one of them…for a while.

  14. Deckard says:

    I’m here to enjoy her boobs (which I think are glorious). Not to marry her or try to date her.

    Sounds like she and her husband have a good business acumen.

  15. Jnewsted14 says:

    What? She claimed they were real? That chick is crazy if she thought anyone would believe that. Doesn’t change the fact her fakers are amazing of course.

  16. porvine says:

    Gee, like no shit. You would have to be as blind as a fucking dead bat not to know she has fake boobs. Why do think she doesn’t do topless? Because her nips are not placed well.

    Here’s another news flash: Denise Miliani also has seriously fucked up bolt ons.

  17. iNinja says:

    This isn’t new info.

  18. Steve says:

    I was never a fan of her but it was quite obvious that her tits were 100% fake.

  19. David says:

    Wait… you only just realised this?

  20. c says:

    Wow really !

    I still don’t understand why she won’t get naked. Her sets are so provocative that there is no way you can call her anything but a sex worker.

  21. It’s too bad she hasn’t come clean about it. Why not be up front? The other commenters are right: Her boobs ARE beach balls! She did have a nice set before she turned into Jordan Carver, though.

  22. Affenmensch says:

    could you provide a link where she actually DOES claim that they are real ?

    at least in the interviews on several German TV shows she openly told more then once that she had them made to boost her modeling career

  23. Refriman says:

    ¡¡¡¡¡Nooooooooooooo!!!!

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