Mel-B Busting Out

Melanie Brown was showing off her funbags at some event and I only have two things to say really.

1. I wish she would do Playboy or something. Those boobs have eluded me since I was like 15 and I wanna see them fully exposed dammit! Gimme what you want what you really really want!!
2. Her boyfriend is scary lookin’ so if I were to touch Mel-B’s breasts I’d have to do it quickly and then run for the hills.

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March 2nd, 2009
Posted in Celebrities, Melanie Brown