This is an old spread from April 2005 but considering these are the hottest Rosario Dawson pics Ive ever seen I think thats ok. So close to showing a nipple in pic #2, I think I might have to go watch Alexander again. I dont think I saw a single Rosario Dawson movie last year.. damn shame!

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I feel like Monica Bellucci’s cleavage put a hex on me. I cant look away - must look at glorious boobs at all time - command me boobs! I will do your bidding! (sexual biddings encouraged).

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A couple of months ago there were some candid shots of Brooke Hogan that made me think that hey, this girl is kind of hot after all! Well, with these new breasty candids I have to repel her back to blah status. Her tits are nice enough to look at but her face almost ruins them for me.

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Here is Carmen Electra working as a dealer at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas. Thats great because what’s better than to stare into Carmen Electra’s cleavage after you just lost your kids college fund? You may be broke but at least you got a huge boner!

I suck at gambling, Im too cheap.. I’ll bet like $2 and after Im out $20 Im like fuck this, I rather go waste my money at the bar. If I was at the Playboy Club I’d be too busy chasing tits to be able to focus on money!

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These are pics from the set of Halle Berry’s new movie Frank and Alice and I dont know if its accidental or not but Halle Berry’s boob popped out! Nice! I just had the impression that her boobs would be bigger now after all those cleavage shots after her pregnancy.

Like all Hollywood celebs she probably went on a massive diet after she delivered to slim her self down to size 0. Boo! I prefer Halle with some curves rather than the super slim look!

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Cheryl Tweedy is doing a pretty good job at covering up what would be an upskirt so if you like panties I feel your pain. More importantly, her tight dress is doing a good job at revealing plenty of cleavage in these pictures. The funny looking guy with the square head is soccer star Ashley Cole and he’s been putting his penis into Cheryl Tweedy since 2006 when they got married.

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Ok, so the rumor is that Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps is dating a busty asian cocktail waitress by the name of Carolina Pal. Now, the shots below of Phelps were taken at the LAX airport where he was clearly in the company of a busty asian woman! He now claims that the woman isn’t Caroline Pal (all asians look the same right, so how are we supposed to know? - I kid!, I kid!) and that she is just some crazy stalker!

Granted, the girl does have that batshit insane look in her eye but clearly Michael Phelps got a taste for boobs of the orient so who knows? He probably cop a feel and now she wont go away, or maybe he is just collecting busty asian women like he is collecting gold medals. Thats what I would do if I was an Olympic swimmer.

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Katy Perry showed up in some sexy cleavage to KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball. I got some balls for Katy Perry to play with. I dont know though, I was really excited about her breasts the first couple of times I saw her but for some reason Im not as interested anymore. Maybe its just the hair and the red lipstick but despite the fine boobs she just doesnt do it for me.

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I think Adriana Lima is a beautiful woman but I usually dont post her because her boobs arent really as big as I like em, she’d be great on the Face Blog though. Its either the magic of Photoshop or the magic of Victoria Secret bra’s but she got some excellent cleavage in their holiday wish book.

They should have a section in that book where you can write to Santa and wish for Adriana Lima to be delivered to your house wearing nothing but a Victoria Secret bra. I bet when they can make robots look like people, this will probably happen. Im putting in my Lucy Pinder robot order right now.. it better come with vagina warranty because I expect a lot of wear and tear.. ok.. its getting creepy now.. where were we? oh yeah, Adriana Lima!

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German Playboy that is. Im not really a fetish guy.. well, I guess boobs are a fetish but whatever.. but I wouldnt mind getting tied up by a latex clad Dita Von Teese! Unless she started to give me purple nurples and stuff while I was laying there helpless… that wouldnt be cool at all. I especially like the photo of her in the rider’s hat and corset without panties. Good stuff!

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For some reason I dont think the following pics of the Pussycat Dolls are too far from the truth. At least I hope not, can you imagine how hot a Pussycat Dolls sex tape would be? Or, how about Girlicious vs Pussycat Dolls orgy, I’d pay money to see that.

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Im sure you all know that Britney Spears comeback is in full gear and apparantly that involves looking very busty in da club. That dress looks like a nipple slip waiting to happend, and as a matter of fact I think there is a hint of nippleage in the first couple of pics. Im glad Britto is starting to look good again though.

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Yowza! Jessica Alba is almost always sexy but the Campari people managed to make her look even more sexy than usual for their 2009 calendar. Whats even more amazing is that they made her look very busty as well! Either they used some miracle bra’s or this was shot shortly after she had a baby when her boobs were huge. Either way, me likey!

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I used to be a big fan of Vivica A. Fox back in the mid 90’s but as we hit the early 2000’s she started to mess with botox lips and generally started to look terrible. She was pretty hot in Kill Bill but far from her former glory.

I found these pics of her at some event.. somewhere.. for something and Im happy because they prove that she can still look good! She’s another celeb I wish would just get naked before its too late. It almost already is with Vivica A. Fox. I think the closest she ever got was that slight nip slip in Booty Call.

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Traci Bingham is doing stuff again. Today she is shopping for some sporting goods which reminds me that I like sport. Especially the sport of bouncing boobs up and down. If there is anything Im good at its standing behind a girl and bounce her boobs up and down. I’d be the #1 Olympian athlete in the world if boob bouncing was an Olympic event (which it should be). Michael Phelps who?

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Ive never heard the name Eva Amurri before but when I saw these pics I thought I recognised her. I dont know from where though because I checked her resume at IMDB and I havent seen any of her movies. Maybe Ive had drunken sex with her and forgot? Yeah right.

The pics are from the opening night of Were The World Mine. I love how voluptuous Eva Amurri looks in that tight top. She needs to be featured in more films. Films such as Playboy’s celebreties, Fuck My Tits 58 or Eva Amurri sex tape with boobie blogger.

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The only movie Ive seen with Sarah Polley is Dawn Of The Dead and I was too busy looking at zombies getting killed to notice her boobs. Judging from the screenshots below they are very nice, just look at those side-boob shots! Hot damn! I do suspect the outfit she is wearing is helping quite a bit. The shots are from the movie No Such Thing.

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Mel-B and her man attended the Carousel of Hope Ball. Im not sure what Mel-B was hoping for, but I do know that every man there were hoping that at the end of the night they would be burying their face in lovely titties like that.

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Wizards have their own magazine now? I wonder if they can teach me how to make women’s clothes dissapear? I better get a subscription right now. Only one shot of Scarlett Johansson as Silken Floss from the movie Spirit. She looks damned nice. Im not a big fan of the Spirit comic series but Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes will have me in the movie theater anyway.

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Shoshanna Lonstein’s only claim to fame comes from her relationship with Jerry Seinfeld back in the mid 90’s. Their relationship caused quite the controversy because Shoshanna Lonstein was 17 years old and in high school when they started dating. I dont condone dating 17 year old high school students when you are like 40 years old but with juggs like that, can you blame him?

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