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How to Lick It
Do You Know What�s Up When You Go Down?
By:
Girlfriend #17
#1:
Know your way around
Google �female sex
organs�. The clitoris is her sweet spot and stimulating
it is how most women achieve orgasm. Now that you have a
rough idea where her clit is, feel for the �little man
in the canoe�.
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Research |
#2:
Get her going
Women need warming up.
Male testosterone gets you from 0 to 60 in no time. We
can get there too, it just takes us longer. Call her up
at lunchtime and tell her that you can�t wait to taste
her. Give her a sexy pair of panties and tell her that
you�re going to pull them off with your teeth. That you
want to lick her clit through the wet silk.
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Panties are fun |
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#3:
Get
comfortable
Last season on Curb
Your Enthusiasm, Larry David said that there�s only two
ways that a man can injure his neck, a car accident or
oral sex. This could take a while so find a comfortable
position. It might help to lift her hips up on a pillow
or kneel on the floor while she�s sitting.
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Car accident
waiting to happen |
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#4:
Compliment her
Most women are unsure
about their vaginas. She�s probably heard a million
compliments about her hair, tits, ass etc. but nothing
about her pussy. Tell her its beautiful, that you love
the way it smells, tastes, feels. Say it every time.
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You have a
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#5:
Go slow
Start slowly and
gently. Don�t go near her clit until she�s practically
begging for it. Lick the lips, gently bite her inner
thighs, your hair, the stubble on your chin (gently
unless she�s screaming ,�Harder�). Use your fingers.
Personally, I love a finger sliding into my ass when I�m
about to cum. When you do finally start on her clit,
remember that it has as many nerve endings as the head
of your penis concentrated in a smaller area. Its super
sensitive so many women don�t like it to be touched
directly.
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Finger Technique |
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#6:
Pay Attention
Listen for a moan, a
sigh, a catch in her breath. Look at her face. Ask her
if it feels good, what she wants. If her thighs are
clamped around your head, you�re doing it right. |
Feeling good |
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