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February 3rd, 2010
Jordan Carver’s website just opened up and I have to say that the design is underwhelming. She deserves a better site than that so Jordan, hit me up and lets get rich 
Still, its not the design of the site that matters.. its that its stock full of Jordan Carver and her amazing boobs! Doesn’t look like there is any nudes though so that sucks.. still, I think she has the most impressive rack since Denise Milani so I might still sign up to check it out.
Here are some pics that was fond on her Myspace.
Her website: Jordan Carver
February 3rd, 2010
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February 3rd, 2010 at 2:32 pm
That`s quite a lady to share a boner with. Can´t wait for all the dumbasses that will start complaining about her not getting naked. Personally, I`ll dive right in between those juggies with pleasure, dressed or not.
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:11 pm
That is one big rack and what a great figure to go with it…….
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:58 pm
She’ll get naked eventually. Just have to make it an “artistic” shoot, but she’ll get naked. :3
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Call me a dumbass but I call bullshit. I’d need to see a litttle tittle more.
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:32 pm
I must admit, this is the first time i’ve seen Ms. Carver…wow what an impressive rack!
Where are the puppies though?…she needs to get naked or I’m boycotting….oh crap!…now I’m a dumbass…
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:39 pm
yeah it’s crap. i’ll gladly add myself to the “dumbasses that will start complaining”. if a person can make money on the intarwebs, take off the clothes and make more money.
to me you have no more integrity by keeping the clothes on. anyone with me here?
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I’m down.
Dumbasses unite!
Carver show those tits or go back to serving up drinks on the casino floor of the Atlantic City Troopicana.
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:32 pm
As soon as she goes nude everyone will forget about her. That little bit of mystery is what sets her and Denise apart from all the other girls with big boobs out there.
Her site’s crap though. Ultra expensive and that intro video is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. I don’t think she’s fluent in English.
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:54 pm
@Vincent: Yes, it is true that a little bit of mystery holds the attention. But only for so long. No one likes a tease, especially a long drawn out tease like Milani. I am thinking people are pretty damn bored with her now. I know I am. She is still hot as hell, but her age is starting to show and at this point I could care less if she shows nipple or not. On to hotter chicks, IMO.
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Showing breasts would not make everyone forget about her, believe me. Did people forget about Lucy Pinder when she finally got naked? No. Granted, she has slowly faded from the spotlight since then, but I think she can thank her lack of photoshoots for that. (seriously, when was the last time anyone saw something new from her?). In fact, the only reason she showed them was because she was offered the right amount of money from Nuts (something like $250,000).
Denise has waited too long. I’m sick of her, and last year I was drooling over her. At this point, seeing her topless would be much less exciting than it would’ve been back in May of ’09. I don’t know if she is just a normal tease, or if she is waiting for the right amount, but she’s over stayed her welcome by now.
The best thing Carver can do is be a tease for a few months, then show them. She’ll get a fatty paycheck for doing it, and she’ll be popular as ever. Sorry for the long post.
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Why pay for the cow when you can get the nips for free?
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:45 pm
No mystery for me at all. Looks as if she’s an attractive woman and she might be a great person…. but this is simply a major tease.
I’m not going to play along. I wont bitch. I wont complain. Its what they want….more publicity.
No big deal to me. My life continues as it always has. One day I’ll log in and see them…. or I never will. In the meantime, lots of tits to look at in the world both here and in real life.
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Do I wonder what she would look like in the nude or topless? Of course I do. If she doesn’t/won’t do topless or nude that’s her choice. All I know is if I was on a dude ranch and my guide for a ride was Jordan as she looks in that last picture my reaction would be 1) where is the candid camera 2) you do love me God 3) please let there be a skinny dipping pond somewhere on this trail! She’s a beautiful woman with an incredible body so enjoy what she chooses to show.
February 4th, 2010 at 1:21 am
But she’s no fashion model. She’s a titty model who won’t model the titty. She’s not at one with hereself.
February 4th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
“Did people forget about Lucy Pinder when she finally got naked? No. Granted, she has slowly faded from the spotlight since then, but I think she can thank her lack of photoshoots for that. (seriously, when was the last time anyone saw something new from her?). ”
Well I saw her on the front cover of Nuts only last week.
“All I know is if I was on a dude ranch ”
What’s that?
February 4th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Her web site sucks. One of the worst I have ever seen.
February 12th, 2010 at 8:06 am
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