Oh Yeah? Well, Fuck You Too Vogue!
Vogue UK has come out with an article called Desperately Seeking Cleavage claiming that the cleavage has gone bust! According to Vogue, women are moving away from push-up style bras because online trolls are judging their boobs and they want them to focus on other parts such as legs, shoulders, or midriffs.
Soooo.. it’s OK to judge a leg, but not a cleavage? OK.
The article continues with its nonsense by commenting on a busty actress: “On those occasions where her cleavage is more visible, I see what happens on her Instagram feeds afterwards, and out of about 100,000 comments, 90,000 will be about her boobs. That’s not healthy, that’s creepy.” Source
Um, you don’t think this “busty actress” were well aware of that before posting a cleavage picture? Perhaps she did it BECAUSE she would get tons of attention and comments on her cleavage. Also, what does the comments on an actress with millions of followers have to do with regular women?
So, is it the death of cleavage like Vogue proclaims? Nope. Of course not. But, garbage like this should still be shut down quickly before these fashionistas, who clearly hates any type of feminine curves, start putting ideas into women’s heads that boobs are out of style.
Luckily we have the Kardashians who will make sure boobs and cleavage is ALWAYS in style. See, they are good for something after all.
November 5th, 2016
Posted in Articles
preach! 100% agree man, that “writer” should be fired! we dont ever have to worry about no cleavage though because women tend to be such attentions hose that they will always find a way to wear things that show of their body so that they can get attention for their egos
supply and demand will prevail, no need to rant Nik, it only makes people want to check out Vogue and you will give them advertising money.
Never quite understood the magazine mentality anyway. Their baseline for attractiveness tends to be women over 6 feet tall that weigh 100 lbs or less, and are then photoshopped into something that only vaguely resembles a human. Any fashion tips I’ve seen sound stupid, most relationship advice sounds psychotic (thats mostly Cosmo though), and nearly every ‘what a man wants’ piece has been laughably wrong from my perspective. And nearly every guy that I’ve talked to has agreed with me on this stuff … so I know I’m not some weirdo outlier.
As for that particular article … so long as guys are objectifying women, what the hell does it matter what particular body part we covet? Its not as if guys who look at tits are bigger pigs than those that look at shoulders (if anything, we’re just more normal). If they were complaining that guys were commenting on how great some actresses boobs were instead of whatever movie or show they were promoting in the article … I could understand it. Might not agree, but I’d understand. But no, the problem is that guys are gawking at boobs instead of legs? WTF!?
No need to worry, this is just the fashion industry shaking things up a bit. People aren’t buying enough clothes, so the “cool people” or “judges” of fashion (the magazines, the shows) are shuffling different things around. They have to do this, otherwise they’d go unemployed. This would be like trying to get rid of yoga pants: we might see less of them in Vogue (like anyone gives a shit) but they’re still scattered about the world in plenty of places where we can find them.
The key to understand these so called articles are that they need to fill pages and most of the time there’s actually nothing interesting to publish.
I don’t think anyone gives a shit about this.
People obviously do give a shit because Niklas was dumb enough to fall for the bait and post it. Vogue won, just admit it.