Jordan Carver is Pregnant!

And her stomach is almost as big as her boobs. It almost looks like she’s a Total Recall three-boobed babe now!

A photo posted by Jordan Carver | (@jocalife) on Sep 16, 2016 at 6:33am PDT

A photo posted by Jordan Carver | (@jocalife) on Sep 14, 2016 at 7:50am PDT

A photo posted by Jordan Carver | (@jocalife) on Sep 17, 2016 at 1:14am PDT

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September 19th, 2016
Posted in Internet Babes, Jordan Carver

Tags: Brunette, Fake Boobs, Pregnant, Tight Dress

9 comments on “Jordan Carver is Pregnant!”

Jaeff says:

9/19/2016 at 3:49 pm

File that under who gives a shit.

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Csynn says:

9/19/2016 at 3:51 pm

Despite rumours to the contrary, I am not the child’s biological father.

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euthanasie says:

9/19/2016 at 4:23 pm

Thank you for reminding me to unfollow her on IG. She looks hideous.

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Nikram says:

9/19/2016 at 5:33 pm

I hadn’t been paying attention, but congratulations to her! There is life outside of modeling, and wish her well both within and outside of that public persona…

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Adolf Bruh says:

9/19/2016 at 6:27 pm

What’s the bets the dad’s an American? Seemed like that’s all she ever did modeling for, a way to get into America and stay. Silly, knocked up, inflated slag.

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IvanLeTerrible says:

9/19/2016 at 7:17 pm

Pretty sure her pregnancy is part of a monney grabbing scheme on some rich millionaire sugar daddy. I fell sorry for the child.

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burpie says:

9/20/2016 at 8:34 am

One of the most unintresting and way overrated “models”…

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Lance Burton says:

9/20/2016 at 2:15 pm

Not Prego…Just fat.

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DemBoobiesTho says:

9/22/2016 at 3:44 pm

Hopefully she’ll breastfeed and then we will FINALLY get a look at her nipples.

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