There are things better than boobs?
| Things Better Than Boobs is a book written by Theodore Rasbury and when I came across it I was just baffled, could there really be anything better than boobs?
I don’t know if this book actually lists things better than boobs or if its just an attention grabbig title but the few things I can come up with are basic stuff like… air, but besides that.. is there anything in life you would pick over boobs? Let’s say you have a pair of big natural boobs in front of you, is there anything you can think of that you would choose over them? |
August 13th, 2009
Posted in Boobie Blog
The Author is right, there are in fact things better than boobs, but they all involve boobs as well.
For example, Dinner at a fancy restaurant AND boobs
or, getting a new adorable puppy from a naked lady with nice boobs
Pussy?
World of Warcraft?
World of Pussycraft?
Bacon.
Pussy AND boobs?
I checked this out, apparently it’s 100 blank pages.
http://nextround.net/2009/08/07/things-better-than-boobs-is-a-great-book/
4 boobs?
I vote for bacon covered boobs. I win!
A blowjob from a chick who says, “Don’t worry, I’ll get myself off,” and then you take a nap and she blows you again. With or without boobs, hard to beat.
Pecan pie after you smoke weed
How about she serves you Bacon after all the blowing Edward. Now that would be perfect.
I got nothing.
A self-help group website where I can discuss boobs with other people who like boobs?
nah, I still prefer boobs.
Everything, with boobs.
Or just MANY boobs!
boobs with a mouth?
I’m sure there are better things in this world than boobs. I mean, I can’t think of anything right now, but I’m sure there are.
I’m confused by Edward’s whole “I’ll get myself off scenario”. BJs out of the blue are great, but getting women off is it’s own reward, in my experience. Tying the two topics together, watching a woman cum really, really hard, when they seem to lose all control of their bodies (which involves a lot of boob shaking, by the way,) and knowing that you caused that, is easily the greatest thing I’ve ever experienced.
As Niklas said in a post forever ago I’d rank shaved pussy over everything including air. Easily my favorite food. Also what titfuckingfan said.