The Worst Pick-Up Lines Told to SCORE Models

This is a neat little collection of the worst pick-up lines the busty SCORE models have ever had guys try on them. So, the next time you see a pair of boobs from SCORE magazine.. don’t say things like:

Pictures and lines from: Scoreland

“If I was a squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole.”
Puma Swede

“You remind me of my pinky toe ’cause I know one day I’m going to bang you on my coffee table”
Morgan Page

“I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.”
Karen Fisher

“Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.”
Danielle Derek

“Listen, I’m not good with pick-up lines so what pick-up line should I use to interest you?”
Sadie Blooms

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3 comments on “The Worst Pick-Up Lines Told to SCORE Models”

  1. mt33 says:

    oh come on the last one was hilarious.

  2. Mitthew Romney says:

    what?! we need pick-up lines for whores now? where have i been…

    s/n 4 of these ladies are ugly as shit anyway and the other is probably flaming.

  3. Num3 says:

    “I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.” – this implies that she is ‘low grade’. Its not even a pick-up line lol.

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